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Spicy, but I like it! \\n\\nDonate 1% of your order (at no extra cost to you) to a charity of your choice at checkout. Go on, get yourself some booty and feel good knowing you've done a good deed. Ok, wait that came out wrong...\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":2561,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"12\":0,\"14\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}}' data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSocks with junk in the trunk? Spicy, but I like it! \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDonate \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/pages\/community-impact\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"opens in a new tab -Donate 1% of your order, at no extra cost\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e1% of your order\u003c\/a\u003e (at no extra cost) to a charity of your choice at checkout. Go on, get yourself some booty and feel good knowing you've done a good deed. 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High-maintenance, a little temperamental, and knows how to work the camera–you know just the lady, don't you?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you're picky too and are struggling to make a decision, why not check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/collections\/monthly-sock-subscription-service\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"opens in a new tab -Monthly sock subscription for women\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003esock subscriptions\u003c\/a\u003e? Two surprise pairs each month and free shipping on every order.","brand":"Socksmith Design","offers":[{"title":"Yellow-WNC2804 \/ S\/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9)","offer_id":40861376512111,"sku":"WNC2804-YEL","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1884\/3249\/files\/349581.jpg?v=1705531555"},{"product_id":"womens-weed-gummies-cotton-socks","title":"Weed Gummies - Cotton Crew","description":"Weed gummies are for when you still want to get higher, but have the munchies real bad. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpeaking of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/collections\/food-and-drink-womens\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"opens in a new tab -Foodie socks for women\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003emunchies\u003c\/a\u003e...","brand":"Socksmith Design","offers":[{"title":"Black-WNC2814 \/ S\/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9)","offer_id":40861377757295,"sku":"WNC2814-BLK","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple-WNC2814 \/ S\/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9)","offer_id":40861377790063,"sku":"WNC2814-PRP","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1884\/3249\/files\/349498_a2b4240e-1aa0-42c4-8961-28ecc7d564b9.jpg?v=1707344169"},{"product_id":"fun-mens-poop-socks","title":"Jolly Poo - Cotton Crew","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #cccccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cspan data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"The holiday spirit can be rocked from head to toe. This is one way to let people know you’re reeeeaaallllyyy in the holiday spirit – guaranteed to crack ‘em up with a laugh. \\n\\nIf you’ve got a sense of humor and a soft spot for puns, you’re going to love our Science Lab socks. \"}' data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":513,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"12\":0}' data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe holiday spirit can be rocked from head to toe. This is one way to let people know you’re guaranteed to crack ‘em up with a laugh. \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf you’ve got a sense of humor and a soft spot for puns, you’re going to love our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/products\/mens-science-lab-socks?_pos=2\u0026amp;_sid=b4a6ae1bb\u0026amp;_ss=r\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"opens in a new tab -Labrador socks for men\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eScience Lab socks\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Socksmith Design","offers":[{"title":"Green-MNC2750 \/ L\/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)","offer_id":40910841643119,"sku":"MNC2750-GEE","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1884\/3249\/files\/349460_3f260910-619e-445b-b66d-a894b57cc90f.jpg?v=1707931276"},{"product_id":"mens-funny-crew-socks-flying-toaster","title":"Flying Toaster - Cotton Crew","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #cccccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cspan data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Flying toasters should really come with a warning sign.\\n\\nReady for some breakfast? 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It involved some burnt toast, and a hangry guy. \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Socksmith Design","offers":[{"title":"Navy-MNC2930 \/ L\/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)","offer_id":41030241157231,"sku":"MNC2930-NAV","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1884\/3249\/files\/457040.jpg?v=1705532692"},{"product_id":"unisex-athletic-novelty-weed-nation-socks","title":"Weed Nation  - Active Crew","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle data-mce-fragment=\"1\" type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #cccccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":12995,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":13689059},\"9\":0,\"10\":2,\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Calibri\",\"16\":11}' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"In weed we trust. \\n\\nStoners, we made these just for you. 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Be sure to sign up for our Socksmith Rewards Program and collect points on every order.\"}' data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":1061827,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":15389148},\"9\":0,\"10\":2,\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Calibri\",\"16\":11,\"23\":1}' data-sheets-textstyleruns='{\"1\":0}{\"1\":134,\"2\":{\"2\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":1136076},\"9\":1}}{\"1\":149}' data-sheets-hyperlinkruns='{\"1\":134,\"2\":\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/pages\/rewards\"}{\"1\":149}' data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDeclare your prickly side and boldy state your boundaries with this cute design. \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRegular here? Be sure to sign up for our Socksmith \u003ca class=\"in-cell-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/pages\/rewards\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/pages\/rewards\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"opens in a new tab\"\u003eRewards Program\u003c\/a\u003e and collect points on every order.\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Socksmith Design","offers":[{"title":"Gray Heather-WNC3084 \/ S\/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9)","offer_id":41087641944175,"sku":"WNC3084-HEG","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1884\/3249\/files\/538548_b2c980c7-ba03-4c55-851b-d54f34014299.jpg?v=1707510142"},{"product_id":"womens-hangry-socks","title":"Hangry - Cotton Crew","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #cccccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cspan data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;May these be a not-so-subtle reminder to stay fed and to keep your distance when you're not. Now, who's got a snack?!\\n\\nCan't get enough of fun socks? Refer a friend and get a free pair here.\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":1061827,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":15389148},\"9\":0,\"10\":2,\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Calibri\",\"16\":11,\"23\":1}' data-sheets-textstyleruns='{\"1\":0}{\"1\":150,\"2\":{\"2\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":1136076},\"9\":1}}{\"1\":164}' data-sheets-hyperlinkruns='{\"1\":150,\"2\":\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/pages\/refer\"}{\"1\":164}' data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMay these be a not-so-subtle reminder to stay fed and to keep your distance when you're not. Now, who's got a snack?!\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCan't get enough of fun socks? \u003ca class=\"in-cell-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/pages\/refer\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/pages\/refer\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"opens in a new tab\"\u003eRefer a friend\u003c\/a\u003e and get a free pair here.\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Socksmith Design","offers":[{"title":"Ivory Heather-WNC3085 \/ S\/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9)","offer_id":41087641976943,"sku":"WNC3085-HIV","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1884\/3249\/files\/538647.jpg?v=1707369390"},{"product_id":"shit-show-cotton-crew","title":"Shit Show - Cotton Crew","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere's a big difference between a shit show and a shitshow, let me tell you.\n\nAll I've got to say about the former is: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/collections\/bottlesmith\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"opens in a new tab\"\u003estay hydrated\u003c\/a\u003e, people.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Socksmith Design","offers":[{"title":"Navy Heather-MNC3216 \/ L\/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)","offer_id":41364037369967,"sku":"MNC3216-HNV","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1884\/3249\/files\/635203.jpg?v=1707149725"},{"product_id":"you-wanna-pizza-me-cotton-crew","title":"You Wanna Pizza Me? - Cotton Crew","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese socks might very well be the cheesiest way to step up your sock game; so cheesy, in fact, even the rats can't resist.\n\nFreshen up your sock drawer with colorful styles and keep all of those pesky pests from munching on your old stinky socks.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Socksmith Design","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal Heather-MNC3221 \/ L\/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)","offer_id":41364038123631,"sku":"MNC3221-CHH","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1884\/3249\/files\/635230_832c0ecd-1f95-4799-bda8-10a73fa5cd19.jpg?v=1706256444"},{"product_id":"plant-killer-cotton-crew","title":"Plant Killer - Cotton Crew","description":"\u003cp\u003eWho doesn't love a good ol' 2-for-1? 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It's the secret ingredient that makes our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/blogs\/the-latest-from-socksmith\/new-merino-wool-collection-compass\" class=\"waffle-rich-text-link\"\u003eCOMPASS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collection super-soft, supportive, and versatile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Socksmith Design","offers":[{"title":"GRAY HEATHER-MLW3353 \/ L\/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)","offer_id":41547017453679,"sku":"MLW3353-HEG","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1884\/3249\/products\/707555.jpg?v=1710455695"},{"product_id":"blowing-smoke-cotton-crew","title":"Blowing Smoke - Cotton Crew","description":"\u003cp\u003eDon't mind them, they're just blowing off steam. Yes, even dragons need a smoke break from time to time. Puff, puff, pass, baby! \n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\nTreat yourself, stock up and get \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/pages\/faq\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"opens in a new tab\"\u003efree domestic shipping\u003c\/a\u003e on orders over $40.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Socksmith Design","offers":[{"title":"BLUE-MNC3361 \/ L\/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)","offer_id":41547018567791,"sku":"MNC3361-BLU","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1884\/3249\/products\/707396.jpg?v=1710455724"},{"product_id":"blowing-smoke-cotton-crew-1","title":"Blowing Smoke - Cotton Crew","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe've got the smoke. 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Why, what did you think this meant?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive these cotton socks to the biggest chicken lollipop you know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Socksmith Design","offers":[{"title":"BLACK-WNC3512 \/ S\/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9)","offer_id":42288542842991,"sku":"WNC3512-BLK","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1884\/3249\/files\/WNC3512_Black-01_82eb7648-6198-47d5-aac1-341c5ab69247.jpg?v=1736453485"},{"product_id":"cock-sucker-cotton-crew-1","title":"Cock Sucker - Cotton Crew","description":"\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--td {border: 1px solid #cccccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--td {border: 1px solid #cccccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca class=\"in-cell-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/collections\/staff-picks\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"opens in a new tab\"\u003e♡ Staff Favorite ♡\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly at Socksmith could a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca class=\"in-cell-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.socksmith.mom\/products\/mens-bock-bock-chicken-socks?_pos=2\u0026amp;_sid=ee31491e4\u0026amp;_ss=r\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"opens in a new tab\"\u003echicken\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and a lollipop take on a meaning that’s NSFW. 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