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  • A pair of crew socks with a Christmas theme, featuring reindeer humping and snowflake patterns on a blue background with red trim.

    Naughty Reindeer Games
    Cotton Crew

    Denim-MNC952 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)

    Naughty Reindeer Games
    Cotton Crew

    $14.00 USD
    $14.00 USD
  • A pair of navy blue cotton crew socks with a pattern of white and yellow popcorn, red trim, and a novelty image of a popcorn bucket on the side. A movie ticket with text that says "Shit Show - Admit 1" also appears on the calf of the sock.

    Shit Show
    Cotton Crew

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    Navy Heather-MNC3216 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)

    Shit Show
    Cotton Crew

    $14.00 USD
    $14.00 USD
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  • A pair of women's socks with a pattern of rats on pizza slices against a dark background.

    You Wanna Pizza Me?
    Cotton Crew

    Charcoal Heather-WNC3260 / S/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9)

    You Wanna Pizza Me?
    Cotton Crew

    $12.00 USD
    $12.00 USD
  • A pair of gray crew socks with a pattern of mice on pizza slices against a yellow background.

    You Wanna Pizza Me?
    Cotton Crew

    Charcoal Heather-MNC3221 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)

    You Wanna Pizza Me?
    Cotton Crew

    $14.00 USD
    $14.00 USD
  • A pair of men's crew socks with a pattern of colorful chickens and lollipops on a black background with red tips.

    Cock Sucker
    Cotton Crew

    BLACK-MNC3490 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)

    Cock Sucker
    Cotton Crew

    $14.00 USD
    $14.00 USD
  • A pair of women's crew socks featuring a pattern with colorful roosters and lollipops on a black background with red at the heels and toes.

    Cock Sucker
    Cotton Crew

    BLACK-WNC3512 / S/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9)

    Cock Sucker
    Cotton Crew

    $12.00 USD
    $12.00 USD
  • Gray sock with calculator design with the numbers spelling out "hello" and "boobies"

    Hello Boobies
    Cotton Crew

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    LIGHT GRAY HEATHER-MNC3764 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)

    Hello Boobies
    Cotton Crew

    $14.00 USD
    $14.00 USD
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  • Red sock with grill graphic and 'Smoke Show' text

    Smoke Show
    Cotton Crew

    RED-MNC3758 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)

    Smoke Show
    Cotton Crew

    $14.00 USD
    $14.00 USD
  • Navy sock with bus with "poundtown" text and one-way sign

    Ticket to Pound Town
    Cotton Crew

    NAVY HEATHER-MNC3763 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)

    Ticket to Pound Town
    Cotton Crew

    $14.00 USD
    $14.00 USD
  • A pair of colorful crew socks featuring cartoon dragon designs on a light blue background.

    Blowing Smoke
    Cotton Crew

    BLUE-MNC3361 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)

    Blowing Smoke
    Cotton Crew

    $14.00 USD
    $14.00 USD
  • A pair of colorful women's socks with dragons smoking bongs on a light blue background.

    Blowing Smoke
    Cotton Crew

    BLUE-WNC3418 / S/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9)

    Blowing Smoke
    Cotton Crew

    $12.00 USD
    $12.00 USD
  • A pair of crew socks with a cannabis leaf design in red, green, and yellow stripes on the calf, with a black foot and red toe cap.

    Herbalist
    Active Crew

    Black-NAC2481 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13) Black-NAC2481 / S/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9) Gray Heather-NAC2481 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13) Gray Heather-NAC2481 / S/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9)

    Herbalist
    Active Crew

    $14.00 USD
    $14.00 USD
  • Women's Cotton Crew Socks - Funny Stoner Pandas Design - Green - Socksmith

    Stoner Pandas
    Cotton Crew

    Green-WNC3672 / S/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9)

    Stoner Pandas
    Cotton Crew

    $12.00 USD
    $12.00 USD
  • Green sock with panda smoking weed

    Stoner Pandas
    Cotton Crew

    Green-MNC3616 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)

    Stoner Pandas
    Cotton Crew

    $14.00 USD
    $14.00 USD
  • Women's Cotton Crew Socks with Bird Motif and Text Saying "I Heart Tits" - Pink - Socksmith

    I Heart Tits
    Cotton Crew

    Pink Heather-WNC3667 / S/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9)

    I Heart Tits
    Cotton Crew

    $12.00 USD
    $12.00 USD
  • Yellow sock with coffee cup and poop emoji pattern

    Coffee Makes You Poop
    Cotton Crew

    MUSTARD HEATHER-WNC3793 / S/M 9-11 (Women's Shoe Size 6-10.5 and Men's Shoe Size 5-9)

    Coffee Makes You Poop
    Cotton Crew

    $12.00 USD
    $12.00 USD
  • Black sock with coffee cup and poop emoji pattern

    Coffee Makes You Poop
    Cotton Crew

    BLACK-MNC3777 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)

    Coffee Makes You Poop
    Cotton Crew

    $14.00 USD
    $14.00 USD
  • A pair of merino wool socks with a pattern that includes text and a graphic representing a cartoon poop in a natural setting.

    I Poop in the Woods
    Merino Wool Blend

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    GRAY HEATHER-MLW3353 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)

    I Poop in the Woods
    Merino Wool Blend

    $26.00 USD
    $26.00 USD
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  • A pair of socks with a pattern of green cannabis leaves on a charcoal heather background

    Mary Jane Madness
    Bamboo

    CHARCOAL HEATHER-MBN3463 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)

    Mary Jane Madness
    Bamboo

    $15.00 USD
    $15.00 USD
  • A black sock with green cannabis leaf patterns.

    Pot Leaves
    Cotton Crew

    Black-SSM1373 / L/XL 10-13 (Women's Shoe Size 10.5+ and Men's Shoe Size 9-13)

    Pot Leaves
    Cotton Crew

    $14.00 USD
    $14.00 USD