Collection: Coffee Makes You Poop

Start your morning with comfort, honesty, and a fresh pair of socks.

Introducing our most caffeinated design yet: Coffee Makes You Poop. For those who live for their morning brew—and aren’t afraid to admit what comes after. This cheeky pair is made for coffee lovers, truth tellers, and anyone whose day doesn’t start until the second cup… and maybe a quick bathroom break.

Made with soft, breathable cotton and a bold message that’s sure to get a laugh (or a knowing nod), this is your go-to gift for your most espresso-obsessed friends—or yourself, if you're into that kind of brutal honesty.

Whether you’re fueling up or clearing out, we promise: your feet will stay cozy.